*The epic Star Wars theme music begins playing* Imagine that, as I write this first post, it's scrolling from the bottom to the top of your screen. The background is space, and the words are yellow. For some reason, there's some dude sitting next to you with a Darth Vader helmet on, trying to figure out how to get popcorn in through the mouth port.
THAT'S RIGHT! This is the first blog post. Therefore, it should be something of grave importance, right? WRONG! I don't feel particularly important-savvy today, so we're gonna skip the life lessons and head straight for the chocolate banana.
I want everyone to set their clocks, calendars, watches, computers, satellites, TV's, DVD players, video cassette players (good luck), vehicular navigational GPS contraptions, and nuclear-defensive-arrays for your home to 3:53PM PST, April 27th, 2009. This was the day the BLOG OF THE CENTURY (epic voice) was created.
